Some of you may remember back in 2004, a grilled cheese sandwich with an “image” of the Virgin Mary burned into the bread was sold on eBay for $28,000. But did you know that’s not the only Virgin Mother paraphernalia on the popular online trading website. There’s also:
1. Antique mahogany veneer dresser with image of virgin Mary appearing in the wood grain on front. $1,800
2.The Madonna Image in Unusual Oyster Shell. $15.50
3.Virgin Mary tear swab. $4.99
Just a few examples there. I don’t even understand that last one. There are some instances where Mary and Jesus make appearances but no one makes a big deal about it. Did anyone notice the poster ads for the movie The Passion of the Christ? He’s all over those posters, but none of them are put on eBay.
But I’m pretty sure that all of this is why we were subjected to eight years of Bush Jr. Because Jesus and Mary are all about the capitalism. But maybe she should stick to sandwiches. She’s obviously getting a bigger cut there. What is 15% of $28,000? What everyone, also, may not know is that all of the proceeds she makes off of her face goes to the Republican Party Election Fund. That way she can stop those dirty gays from commencing in anal sex and doing their taxes together.